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Fondling in Bed

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in some time.

It almost tickled as his hands started at her neck and then began moving down past the small of her back.

He then caressed her shoulders and her neck, slowly working his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the innermost portion of her upper leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over, and started to watch TV.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That was wonderful. Why did you stop?"

He said, "I found the remote."

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Ex-NY policeman gets 32 years in ex-wife's killing

NEW YORK - A retired New York City police sergeant has been sentenced to 32 years to life in prison for killing his ex-wife, a well-known 1960s singer.

Sixty-three-year-old John Galtieri (gal-tee-EHR'-ee) was convicted by a Staten Island jury in February of murder and weapon possession. He shot 58-year-old Jeanne Kane in January 2007 while she sat in her car in a parking lot waiting to pick up her daughter.

Kane was a member of the singing group the Kane Triplets, who performed regularly on TV variety shows including the Ed Sullivan and Jack Benny programs.

Galtieri was caught in South Carolina the day after the shooting. His lawyer had claimed cell phone records and video showed Galtieri wasn't in Staten Island at the time of the shooting.

Prosecutors say the couple's divorce followed years of domestic violence.

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FOR MORE INFORMATION ON JEANNE KANE AND HER LIFE AS WELL AS HER DEATH, PLEASE GO HERE.

Where are the tabloids when you need one?

This HAS to be a blind item (for now) but the scandal will erupt fairly soon, I would think, now that this freak's youngest child just graduated from college and is on his own. None of the man's children need him for financial reasons. It's time to tell the truth about Daddy Dearest.

What magnitude of scandal would it be for the tabloids to discover that an author of quasi-spiritual self-help books on how to make a successful life for yourself actually failed in his multiple marriages (oh yeah, there's that) not due to his "personal drive for success" as he now claims but instead, had more than one wife kick him to the curb because of his perverted sexual desires and his obsessive need to pamper his penis in every way possible?

Yep. Wife Number One gave him the boot when she caught him ogling her daughter with carnal lust oozing from every pore of his body. Oh, she'd known about his inability to be faithful and his adulteries for a while but back in that day, wives put on the stoic face and tried to make the best of things for the sake of the children. It would be precisely for the sake of an innocent child that Mr. Self-Help got the boot from Wife Number One.

Wife Number Two found out it was one thing to be the mistress boinking another woman's husband but it was a whole different game when Mr. Self-Help stayed utterly true to form and continued his lustful ways by cheating on her. Gee, ya think?

If a human being has even one brain cell left in this era of AIDS, then they surely know when they have sex with another human being, they are also having sex with every person that person has ever had sex with and all the people they've had sex with and on and on. So... when one partner is unfaithful to another partner, they have robbed their partner of all choice in the matter of risking their own lives. That is unforgiveable.

Your wife or husband or other significant other's life is on the line when you decide swapping body fluids with somebody else is a perfectly fine thing to do.

So after a marriage filled with Mr. Self-Help swapping the sloppy stuff with who-knows-how-many skanks, Wife Number Two finally decided her own life was worth saving. And who did she turn to for advice and assistance? Ha ha, you got that right. Wife Number Two went to Wife Number One for help. And Wife Number One had plenty of help to give her.

Now Mr. Self-Help is on Wife Number Three who most likely is aware of the horrible mistake she's made but isn't quite at the stage where she realizes her only sane option is to dump the pig. Perhaps it will be Wife Number Three who calls ringy-dingy to the tabloids. It is not clear whether or not she knows she has a support-group-in-waiting in Wives One and Two. Now, there's a tabloid's dream scandal: all three wives, with all their documented proofs and recordings and photographs, making their case before the American public.

I don't think those religion TV shows will be too thrilled one of their popular guests may just be the living human embodiment of the devil they claim to despise.

Well... we'll see.

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