Aw, come on, you're kidding me... there's really such a thing as a bad country song title? Really? LOL, this website has compiled a list of their favorites and here's just a few examples:
All I Want From You (Is Away)
Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?
Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain
Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!
Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)
Feelin' Single and Seein' Double
Get Off The Stove,Grandma, You're Too Old To Ride The Range
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed
Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?
I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
I've Got the Cob, If You've Got the Corn
Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
We Feed Our Babies Onions So We Can Find 'Em In The Dark
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life
...and lots, LOTS more at the website!!!
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