A HOSPTIAL patient in Denmark broke wind during an operation and set fire to his gentials.
The man, age 30, was having a mole removed from his backside with an electric knife. He farted. The gas caused a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire.
The man offers:
“When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell. Beside the pain, I can’t have sex with my wife.”
The surgeons called it “an unfortunate accident”.
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