Random Hall Bathroom Server

So this is what an expensive education at M.I.T. will get you, lol... designing and implementing a "bathroom server" that knows and can report when any bathroom in your building is "in use." Actually, that can be quite useful when you've really gotta go bad and you don't want to waste time heading to the wrong head. Know what I mean?

These clever geniuses got the building blueprints and hooked up the hardware and designed the website so now anyone in that building who's got the urge can go first to their computers, log onto the internet, type in the url, go to the website and find out where the non-busy bathrooms are. That is, if they haven't already piddled away their problem by then...

LOL LOL LOL!!!

Go find an open bathroom right now!

The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette

The International Center
for Bathroom Etiquette
Performing #1 and #2 in
comfort and style since 1995

VISIT THE WEBSITE where you can learn about General Urinal Etiquette , Bathroom Etiquette at Home , Workplace Bathroom Etiquette , Women’s Bathroom Issues and much more.

I don't want to know how big this person's butt is...

Japanese Potty Training Video

Fun Toilet Paper(s)

Did you know that before the daily newspaper was printed, corn cobs were the material of choice for wiping your butt? Ouch! Thank god we live in the modern age! Not only do we have soft and absorbent toilet paper, but now you can buy it with nicely decorated designs! This will make it even more pleasing for the 60% of you that look at the paper after you wipe! Each print appears throughout the whole roll!

Income Tax Return Toilet Paper	Conserve Toilet Paper	Toxic Waste Toilet Paper
Black Toilet Paper	Asswipes Toilet Paper	Ruler Toilet Paper
$100 Bill Toilet Paper	Barbed Wire Toilet Paper	Game Over Toilet Paper
Mightysoft Windoos Toilet Paper	Rebel Confederate Flag Toilet Paper	Retro Instructions Toilet Paper
Wet Fart Toilet Paper	Bush Toilet Paper	Golf Toilet Paper

VISIT THIS WEBSITE FOR MORE INFO ON THE TOILET PAPERS

The Virtual Toilet Paper Museum

"Maybe they should have a toilet paper museum. Would you like that? So we can see all the toilet paper advancements down through the ages. Toilet paper in the Crusades. The development of the perforation. The first six-pack. " ~Jerry Seinfield

FROM THE WEBSITE:


Welcome to the Virtual Toilet Paper Museum, a tribute to that much-maligned material which plays such an important role (or should that be "roll"?) in our everyday lives.

Come inside and view our extensive collection of brands from the mundane to the exceeding rare, wondrous toilet-paper-related artworks of unusual beauty, and myriad informational exhibits.

Our facility is rated suitable for the entire family.

On the technical side, we have endeavored to create a facility which is accessible to all, however for the richest viewing experience we recommend 800 x 600 or higher screen resolution, a reasonably fast Internet connection, and a JavaScript-enabled browser. We apologize to those with less-capable equipment and hope that your visit will still be an enjoyable one.

Admission is free; we would appreciate the donation of a link.