The Internet Pizza Server

Order up a virtual pizza here and while you're on the site, take the time to read up on the history of this place. It's actually interesting.

Virtual Gifts 4 U

Send presents that will be nicely virtually gift-wrapped and choose from various categories such as: Send a Celebrity, Food and Drinks, Home and Office, Vacations and Places, Vehicles, Flowers, Special Things and Holidays and Events. VISIT THE WEBSITE.

Here's one of my favorites:

Fun Toilet Paper(s)

Did you know that before the daily newspaper was printed, corn cobs were the material of choice for wiping your butt? Ouch! Thank god we live in the modern age! Not only do we have soft and absorbent toilet paper, but now you can buy it with nicely decorated designs! This will make it even more pleasing for the 60% of you that look at the paper after you wipe! Each print appears throughout the whole roll!

Income Tax Return Toilet Paper	Conserve Toilet Paper	Toxic Waste Toilet Paper
Black Toilet Paper	Asswipes Toilet Paper	Ruler Toilet Paper
$100 Bill Toilet Paper	Barbed Wire Toilet Paper	Game Over Toilet Paper
Mightysoft Windoos Toilet Paper	Rebel Confederate Flag Toilet Paper	Retro Instructions Toilet Paper
Wet Fart Toilet Paper	Bush Toilet Paper	Golf Toilet Paper

VISIT THIS WEBSITE FOR MORE INFO ON THE TOILET PAPERS

Holy Toast Maker

HOLY TOAST!
The Miracle Bread Stamper that
makes a heavenly breakfast!

Do you know someone who's still amazed by the fact that when you put bread in a toaster, out comes toast? Well, they'll crap their pants when they see Holy Toast! Use this stamp on your bread, put it into the toaster, and out comes heavenly toast! A great gag gift for those who believe in miracles!

SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT