"Subtle Butt" Fart Neutralizer

This pack of 5 saving graces effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence; Simply stick it in the right place and you're ready for a chili cook-off.

Each 3.25" square filter is made of soft fabric with an antimicrobial treatment, on the side touching the skin. The fabric is impregnated with activated carbon, which faces the underwear or the pants and has a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized. Two adhesive strips are strategically placed so you know which side is which. And at around 1/32" thick, you will never know it's there.

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Patient’s Fart Sets Fire To Genitals In Surgery

A HOSPTIAL patient in Denmark broke wind during an operation and set fire to his gentials.

The man, age 30, was having a mole removed from his backside with an electric knife. He farted. The gas caused a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire.

The man offers:

“When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell. Beside the pain, I can’t have sex with my wife.”

The surgeons called it “an unfortunate accident”.

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