Man: Flesh-eating aliens were chasing me when I caused fatal car crash
A California man facing life in prison for crashing his car into a UPS truck will not dispute that his actions resulted in the death of the driver when his trial opens Monday in Nevada County Superior Court.
Instead, Scott Krause's defense will argue that the defendant believed he was trying to escape man-eating subterranean beings when he ran into Drew Reynolds' truck on Jan. 6, 2004.
In three court-ordered evaluations, the defendant stated he was fleeing subterranean beings he called "hemadrones" when he carjacked a commercial vehicle near a Nevada City, Calif., gas station and then crashed into Reynolds' service vehicle.
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Patient’s Fart Sets Fire To Genitals In Surgery
A HOSPTIAL patient in Denmark broke wind during an operation and set fire to his gentials.
The man, age 30, was having a mole removed from his backside with an electric knife. He farted. The gas caused a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire.
The man offers:
“When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell. Beside the pain, I can’t have sex with my wife.”
The surgeons called it “an unfortunate accident”.
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