B2UP Bust Up Gum is the product's name and if you chomp on it, it promises to do the following for your body:
- Larger, fuller firmer breasts
- Improved Circulation
- Healthier Menstruation (PMS Relief)
- Relief of Menopausal Symptoms
- Increased Vaginal Secretion
- Healthier Hair and Skin
- Reduced Stress
- Look Younger
And if that's not your particular cup of what-not, you could always try their... [DRUM ROLL, PLEASE]... F-cup Cookies!!! Oh yeahhhhhh! Really. You couldn't make this shit up, only someone DID because they know some people will believe this hooey and shell out the bucks for it.
FDA, are you listening? This crap is being sold here in the United States, thanks to the internet. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? Hmmm???
F-cup? What's so wrong about a good old-fashioned double-D?
Told ya. I wasn't kidding.
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