The Would-Be Car Thief with Terrible B.O.

The stench left behind by Joshua Graden, who police say they found naked in a Bradenton woman’s car, was almost too much for the owner to bear.

The 35-year-old woman said she got her Chevrolet detailed the day after officers found Graden, 21, of Osprey, nude in the vehicle parked in her driveway.

“I got it sprayed down because it smelled terrible,” the victim told the Bradenton Herald. “I have never seen him in my life. It is kind of creepy.”

At around 2 a.m., Monday, Bradenton police responded to a call for service in the victim’s neighborhood, in the 4900 block of 34th Avenue West. Another resident in the neighborhood had called police after a man he did not recognize was banging on his door demanding to come inside, according to a police report.

When officers arrived, the man had moved on, but police found clothes in the middle of the street, according to the victim.

“The person who first called lives across the street from me, and I guess the police found clothes in the road,” she said.

An officer then noticed a man sitting in the driver’s seat of the Chevrolet across the street from where the call originated. The victim said her Chevrolet had been locked.

“I always lock the car because my kids are always in it,” she said.

The officer confronted Graden in the Chevrolet, who repeated over and over “he didn’t know where he was, or what was going on,” the police report stated.

When the officer asked Graden his name, he began to swear. The owner of the vehicle said an irate Graden threw an umbrella, as well as towelettes and snacks for her two infant children, from the Chevrolet all over her yard.

Police reports say Graden resisted being handcuffed, but officers eventually arrested him on charges of felony burglary of a conveyance and resisting arrest without violence. He has since been released from the Manatee County jail on supervised release on $1,000 bond.

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Three individuals appear in video clip. Their order of appearance is listed below:
Muhammad Sa'id Ali Hasan, Abd Al-Rahim, and Khalid Ibn Muhammad Al-Juhani.

THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT IS SEEKING INFORMATION REGARDING THE IDENTITIES AND WHEREABOUTS OF THE INDIVIDUALS SHOWN ABOVE.IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THESE PEOPLE, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL FBI OFFICE OR THE NEAREST AMERICAN EMBASSY OR CONSULATE, OR SUBMIT A TIP VIA THE FBI TIPS AND PUBLIC LEADS FORM.

ROBERT S. MUELLER, III
DIRECTOR
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
TELEPHONE: (202) 324-3000

Hey, terrorists -- kiss my American ass. You will never defeat America. You can pervert your religion until hate is all you know and you dishonor every living Moslem on this planet and you will still never defeat America.

You need to turn on your leaders and kill them because those leaders are laughing at you behind your backs and ridiculing you for how easy you are to manipulate, how stupid you are, how gullible you are. You do the dirty deeds and your bosses collect millions in your name.

Did you know that Yasser Arafat siphoned off most of the money sent to "the Palestinian cause" into his own personal Swiss bank account? Oh, yeah. He did.

Your leaders are pissing on your graves even as they enrich themselves at your expense and the expense of your families and even at the expense of pissing on Mohammed's own honor.

They shame your prophet and your faith. They laugh at it. And you. You are despised, not only by the whole world, but most especially by the real cowards who send you off to die in the name of padding their bank accounts.

You aren't even man enough to stand up for the truth. You are idiots and you can kiss my American ass.

THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE YODA (and that's an insult to Yoda):

AND DOESN'T THIS NEXT GUY HAVE THE PERFECT DONKEY FACE?

JUST MY .02, B-U-U-U-T... I DO BELIEVE IF THIS NEXT FELLA RELEASED HIS INNER DRAG QUEEN, HE'D HAVE A MUCH BETTER DISPOSITION... YA THINK? [By the way, no insult whatsoever is intended for the lucious and lovely drag queen on the right. The drag queen on the left can choke on his dildo for all I care.]

This poor fella [below], can you see the glinty narrowness of the eyes and the waiting-to-be-spit-on-by-women aura all about this guy? He just looks like he knows you won't like him and you'd never invite him over to the friendly little poker game. Know what I mean, chili bean? So he'll kill you before you get a chance to reject him.

Khalid

Khalid's Mommy

Abie, sweetheart, about that suicide letter -- sure, go ahead and off yourself but do the rest of humanity a favor and try to blow yourself up someplace where your stench won't really make that much difference... like a garbage dump, perhaps? Meanwhile, if you thought you were fooling anyone, think again... we know all about the "real" you:

Great Website to Protect Teens and Kids from Weirdos on the Web

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