These Pictures Really Bother Me

Okay... so something bothers me about each of these pictures. What could it be... what could it be...


Well... I really thought about it and this picture is truly disturbing. I mean, those hanging lights in the background are just so 1950's tacky... don't you agree?


Well... obviously, somebody needs to tell this fashion diva wannabe that the earrings are a completely different shade of fuschia than the scarf. I mean, why not take an ad out in the New York Times to announce, "Hey, World! I'm too damn cheap to buy earrings to match my outfit!" I mean, hello...


Well... this girl breaks my heart. She surely does. Just imagine the hours it took to paste on the Uber-Glam Look and she goes and ruins it all by wearing a striped T-shirt! A true heartbreak, yes, indeed.


Well... I knew this picture was all wrong the moment I laid eyes on it but I couldn't quite put my finger on the problem. Then it hit me. Did no one think to tell this dear lady that white background washes her (and her outfit) completely out? As in, nobody's really looking at you, dearie... it's that ugly obnoxious white door that's putting their eye out.


Well... isn't she just the sweetest thing? Do you think she has parents? It's quite tragic to think they'd let her out of the house looking like that when everyone knows you can't wear a leather choker with a velvet gown. Try a sweet old-fashioned ribbon, dearie!


Well... a pink heart with an orange necklace? I think I might vomit.

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TackyWeddings.com

Okay, this place has even more repulsive wedding horror on display. I can't stop with these sites... it's like potato chips, betcha can't stop with just one and this was on Google right along with the other two websites (previous two posts).

Here's an Italian Olympic boxer and his bride (the only problem is deciding who has the more hideous outfit):


You know... a really evil person would ask women they really, truly hated to be their bridesmaids then force them to wear this crap just for the public embarrassment. I mean, nobody could be this evil to friends... could they?

UglyDress.com

Gotta love this site. How many times have ladies been forced to wear outstandingly repulsive "get-ups" for the sake of a friend's wedding or perhaps for prom or some other event of Life that you will forever regret ruining by that damn ugly dress you wore! Where do peoples' brains go when it comes to picking out clothes and who the f--- are these sadists who design such monstrosities?

Have a look here at a few examples but be sure to check out the entire website at UglyDress.com: