These Pictures Really Bother Me

Okay... so something bothers me about each of these pictures. What could it be... what could it be...


Well... I really thought about it and this picture is truly disturbing. I mean, those hanging lights in the background are just so 1950's tacky... don't you agree?


Well... obviously, somebody needs to tell this fashion diva wannabe that the earrings are a completely different shade of fuschia than the scarf. I mean, why not take an ad out in the New York Times to announce, "Hey, World! I'm too damn cheap to buy earrings to match my outfit!" I mean, hello...


Well... this girl breaks my heart. She surely does. Just imagine the hours it took to paste on the Uber-Glam Look and she goes and ruins it all by wearing a striped T-shirt! A true heartbreak, yes, indeed.


Well... I knew this picture was all wrong the moment I laid eyes on it but I couldn't quite put my finger on the problem. Then it hit me. Did no one think to tell this dear lady that white background washes her (and her outfit) completely out? As in, nobody's really looking at you, dearie... it's that ugly obnoxious white door that's putting their eye out.


Well... isn't she just the sweetest thing? Do you think she has parents? It's quite tragic to think they'd let her out of the house looking like that when everyone knows you can't wear a leather choker with a velvet gown. Try a sweet old-fashioned ribbon, dearie!


Well... a pink heart with an orange necklace? I think I might vomit.

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