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Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie:
Practical Mind Control Protection for Paranoids
By Lyle Zapato

Are you a victim of MIND CONTROL? Many people are unaware that their actions and thoughts are being directed to suit the agendas of shadowy agencies. Do you; Trust the government and social institutions? Feel a lack of control over your life? Experience déjá vu? Want to purchase unneeded products? Have trouble sleeping or sleep too easily? Experience déjá vu? Doubt this book? If you have experienced any of these symptoms, then your mind is being controlled! Fortunately, you hold in your hands a ticket to board the bus to mental freedom with an Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie!

The Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie is the most effective, inexpensive and stylish way to combat psychotronic mind control. By following the step-by-step directions in this book you can make your own deflector beanie – and beanies for your loved ones, your pets, your plants, even your car – before it's TOO LATE!

Lyle Zapato earned an MA in psychothermodymanics from Kelvinic University. Currently, he is president and CEO of Zapato Productions Intradimensional, an organization dedicated to providing paranoids with vital information and tools for fighting the forces of mind control and other oppressors. Learn more by visiting the Zapato Productions website.